Every seconds now.
I'm losing body fluids thru' my gigantus nose pipe!

hari nie go outz rite? who else going???

fiz don like my flash.... =(

One two buckle my shoe
Three four shut the door
Five six pick up sticks
Seven eight lay them straight
London bridge is falling down falling down falling down
London bridge is falling down, my fair lady
Nick-nack paddywack, give a dog a bone
This old man came rolling home
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow
Baa baa black sheep have you any wool?
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full
Mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow
Mary had a little lamb!
Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full

I'm a certified SFOGS Member now.
From now on I am your friendly Ghostbuster!
I'm not weird,
I'm just interested in the Paranormal.
That's all.
X-Files is THE Dope!
I'm wanted to cry 'cause it's so good!
X-Files is the best ever happened since the invention of Television.
I'm not lying there.
I hope the plus size girL remember me.
'Cause she caught me looking at her.
I tried to smile but I can't.
I think she tried to smile too.
I think.
Hehh Perasan sey aku niari!
But what the hey!
No harm done anyways.
Hello and a very Good Morning my Dear Darlin' Friends!

ooohhh beriter tergempak sekali....
I AM SO BLODDY COOL and sweet looking and intelligent and everything.. woohoooo
i manage to clear all the stupid things that were in my way.. See dat! i said were!
well i hope i will pass coz i am so confident Now..
now i don need 'Norain Minah Jambu'
juz sweet Fat nurUL... =)

hmm aku rasa macam fail gitu poject aku nie... PreAsseee someone preassee help me with the
sTupid biped animation.. preeaasseee... who else noes this.. no other than Norain Minah 'Jambu'
can ah can ah.... preeaasseee....

kalau aku fail camner seh.. aku taknak lah.. preeaasseee... k ah aku nak nangis bye

zad...check ko nyer email.... aku baru send ko invitation to blog on......
soorrie.. aku ingat aku dah invite ko, tapi biler aku check aku nyer admin log nyari, nama ko missing....
sorrie zad.....

sialz betui.... sedap² jer ko cakap aku lazy..
i've been effing coming to skool practically everyday to maintain this webbie...upload tulah, upload nie lah... and u still say i LAZY ??!!!
*sob* kawan mcm gini pun ader seyy....

sorrie lah if ur melalat.com aku ter-give salah info sikit.... dah baik tu aku dah post pat BULLETIN BOARD lagik...for all to see.....
Hey, dil !! ko tak betul kerrr tak betul ?
u want to impersonate OSAMA buat perrr seh....

i tink ur 'masterplan' need to have a bit more logical reasoning....

i tink u need to consult the sarcastic magic-eight ball on whether u shld carry out the plan anot...
and the ball says............."what the f@#king idea ??!!!"

sigh... juz as i thought. it has all the answers .........

Woitz korang, invite aku kat Melalat.kong lah...
email aku kan korang ada. Aku nak post msg kat Forum nih.
Banyak yg aku nak berceloteh.
Anyway link that Forum to our website.
This is gonna be a great hangout for Us!

Oit Fiz, aku found out the inner workings of a magic 8-Ball using gruesome way. check out kat site aku

I've read the news about the terrorist wanting to recruits 5 singaporeans.
This is major paranoia i say!
What they hey man?
Anyways, I say Singaporean are so into their working world
So out of tune with the real world
A sick affair!
Follow so closely to their own schedule
Surgically Precision!

And yes, There is no characters here in Singapore.
I've been thinking Friends.
Me and my colleague are going to do something big!
Hell i don't know what will the consequences will be?
Zad are you going to help me here?
This is going to be big you know?
My colleague and I are going to make the biggest prank in the History of Singapore.
Once in our lifetime we should do something crazy you know?
Zad, I know you can do this. You are the best person in mind I can ask.

This is my masterplan.
I know.
I've been never ready for my entire life.
Never...
But here it is...

We are going to impersonate being Osama terrorist
This will be done in the MRT
He will spot a beard and wear Osama Tshirt.
Then we will talk on the handphone about the bomb going off...
And we will read some Doa from the Quran.
Try to do some scare out of this working people.
And this i say...
I say people will shit in their pants!
This is a plan.
A masterplan.
And for Naysayers!
F#@k the Naysayers!

You're bored you say?
Now what are you waiting for?
Join this demented plan.

hey orang² sumerrr...
slow day today, huh ??? guess the effing monday blues really hitting us hard at the core of our spirits...
haven't really been blogging in for a while....
but..here i am now...
glad to see u pple have really been making use of the blogger...with zest sum more...
well, on friday at least.
like ain said, some pple seems to be missing today...
wheres aidil ? where's...hmm... ayu ? izhar ?
for the answers, i shall now turn to maya's newly bought sarcastic magic eight ball....
"SARCASTIC BALL, PRAY TELL....WHEREFORE ART MY DEAR FRIENDS ???"
*shake* *shake*

"ASK ME IF I CARE..."
shit.. sarcastic indeed.

oh bloddy hell.....
can't wait to see tonight's show "Scariest Ghost sumthing " or "sumthing worst Ghost"
dungiveadamn wats the title.....juz wanna see the ghosts....
but if they only give me those crappy 'ohhhh...the glass's moving by itself' or 'ohh..look theres sumthing behind the curtain but u can't see it anyway' stuffz...
i'm gonna....i'm gonna...
crap. i'm gonna watch it anyway 'cos there's practically no other gd shows on tv tonight...

damn slow day....
*yawn*