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Friday, November 02, 2001

eh zad.. kau tengah main game nie nagn norain.. pakai yahoo messenger... and this chunli like character berjenggo cam KAu siak..

Thursday, November 01, 2001

hiakz...
okie ah.. 7 pat mac pun best jugak..
nak jugak korang dtg nyari eh ? aku ingat korang sumer tak jadi...me and maya dah expected nyari kiter terpaksa ber-happie² dan berjenggo keseorangan pat lab... Tapi now since all of you can make it..woohoo....!!!
btw...kalau korang korang sumer lapar....silakan bawak makanan anda sendiri pasal nyari sumer food & beverages is completely self-serviced, self-bought and self-brought (apa aku merepek ?)..
ish... hiakz lagi. my paper will begin in about 1hr and 52min time....
but you know what ? for the first time in my entire life in nyp....i have the confidance to face the inevitable.
i have spent 5 effings days mentally devouring each chapter by chapter, line by line, word by word.
Look out world ! I am now ready to stand in the line of fire..
(wish me luuuck...!)

ATTENTION ALL!

okay today's meeting since fiSh lum decide lagik the nameless dah decidekan..

meet 7 oclock at mC.

wats so great about freaklinks? no offence to the show's enthusiasts but i've expected better...
but then again..mebbi the show'll improve in time.
but i DO like the dude though.. nama dia Ethan Embry kan ??
Nurul, my condolonces to ur cousin....but like ain and zad said, the giggle is just a trivial thing...no use hitting urself on the head over it, you know ?
and ayu...at this exact moment, me and maya is just taking a break from the stress we're getting from the last chapter...
u've abandoned us in the midst of ur celebrating ur last paper..!! *sob*
our last paper tomorrow...and we can't wait !!!!!
Oh yah, dil. My condolences to ur butthole. Bet u're still recuperating from your recent anal regurgatation of the kuah satay.
One big mop oh yeah oh yeah to your butt !

Wednesday, October 31, 2001

Some girL wrote this. Soopa!

Proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on some consumer goods !




On a Sear's hairdryer: “Do not use while sleeping.“ (Gee that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: “You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.“ (The shoplifter special)

On a bar of Dial soap: “Directions: Use like regular soap.“ (And that would be how .?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: “Serving suggestion: Defrost.“ (But its “just“ a suggestion)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): “Do not turn upside down.“ (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: “Product will be hot after heating.“ (As night follows day . . )

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: “Do not iron clothes on body.“ (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: “Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.“ (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: “Warning: May cause drowsiness.“ (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: “For indoor or outdoor use only.“ (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: “Not to be used for the other use.“(I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:“Warning: contains nuts.“ (Talk about a news flash.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.“ ( Step 3: Fly Delta.)

On a child's superman costume: “Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.“ (I don't blame the company. I blame parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: “Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.“ (Was there a lot of this happening somewhere? My God!)

Booya!!!
Can't believe what I'm about to say BUT
Alas I'm glad I'm at work today.
The last two days have been a
rough days for me especially my butthole!
Wicked eh!?
Like Zad had said
passing out kuah satay is a bitch!
Yeah! After few hippy pills, I'm all out for the world.
Watch out people! Here I come....
Awww mad! I can hear that stomach of mine rumbling again.

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

So...
Buffy, Dark Angel or Freaky Links?

Hehh I should say all 3 of them.
FreakyLinks. It's really a scare don't you think?
Remember the guy from EmpireRecords and Can't Hardly Wait.

Oh no, there goes my stomach again.
Awww mad!

Hello Readers Of mine.
HaHa!
I got food poisoning So
I guess I won't be blogging
Yesterdae, today and tomorrow.
Just can't help it but I got to blog.
Sympathy. I need Sympathy!
HaHa!
My butthole hurts okay!
After many trips to the unholy labaratory.
Just wanna say Hi! to you guys.
Hi!

ok people.. i am feeling very down...
coz i tink i have been a crappy person and irresponsible one too...

One month ago a fren of shadiq got into a coma
coz of a bike accident...
i urge shadiq to go but we never had time to visit him...

so on last monday i went home earlier coz i didnt feel well...
got a call from a relative saying that my dua pupu pass away...
i asked who was that .. since it didnt ring any bell to me..
i decided to go and see my self...

well my mom is an adopted child so she is not close with the original family...
dats why i didnt noe this cousin of mine...

i went to his house and i saw alot of NS police guys...
i feel uneasy oreadi...
i donno why...
i went up and i saw the mother...
okay i recognize her...
but i still wanna noe how he look lke...

from the kepo kepo of the makcik...
i realize that he was the guy whom i knew was in a coma...
i was so shock... and i really regret.. really regret

shadiq was also sad coz didnt get to see him in hospital...
plus shock that hafiz is also my cousin...all this while...

and i giggled during his fumeral...
the time when relatives tabur the pacai...
shadiq nak gie tapi tak tau aper nak buat....
aku tergiggle.. korang rasa aku jahat tak?
giggle at sumones funeral..
and ppl looking at me...
korang rasa kau jahat tak?

for not knwong my cousin and giggle....???
???

hi and bye

a hi that i have never say before to you...
a hi that i have never say and couldnt care less to do
what if i had said hi?...
things wouldnt be so crappy like this...
i bet.

well i couldnt turn back the time rite...
so gone with the hi...
but at least i could say goodbye...
my first and only...
sorry for not visiting u.. sorry for being so heckcare
while u r in hospital...
if i had went then i would know that we are cousins...
i really regret ... i hope u noe dat...

to my cousin Allahyarham Hafiz....
semoga Allah mencucuri rahmat ke atas roh mu... Amin

oh yeah..i forgot to mention this...
Friday will be our last paper and maya & me can't wait to put on our party hat and partaaay..
it'll be our last exam for like...FOREVER. Granted of course, that we won't have to take any supps (choy!)
anyway...we're all wondering if u guys r free friday..
Mebbi we all can hang out and do something fun, you know?
Or mebbi for old time sakes, if you guys dun mind coming over to skool...we can hang out at the rooftop (not THE rooftop, but at level six there.)
Bring some snacks, board games ..etc.. hehe...
picnic under the skylight....
whadd'ya guys think ?

hey people..
yeah yeah, i'm back...
gaawd..u guys are getting more and more crappy by the day...hehe..dun ever CHANGE !
wat is it ? is it the stress you guys are facing at werk or just simply, in a warped way, your own true personality dying to get out...???
anyway..just wanna say that maya, ayu and me have been busy studying for exams (yeah, believe it.)
i haven't had time maintaining this site....
and you guys are so so right...geocities SUX. i plan to switch to another webhost sometimes soon but then it'll back to square ONE 'cos then i'll have to re-upload all these goddamn folders and files all over again.
So...see how lah.. depends on how free i am.
Its bloddy irritating, too. Each time i try to upload some new stuffz, the bloddy website keeps on crashing down on me...so i plainly gave up. I tink i've practically used up all of the available space.

SO now i've decided to transfer the photo gallery pages to a diff URL. Its not done yet...soo...

And the blogger archives.

Dear MR ZAD,
I hope you can understand my current state and be as kind as to keep your patience in check.
I have all the intentions to set up the archives sometime soon ...but its not as easy as a click as a mouse.
I might have to redesign the blogger template and create a new link blah blah blah..
Maybe someone can do it FOR me..then it'll be one job less for me (hint. hint.)..
Soo...anybody ? somebody...?? plss...???

sigh...

Okay THEN.
Whats wif all those personality tests ??!! Hehe... you dun need to take those tests to know that we're few percent of everything and 100% crappy.
cheers..!

Sunday, October 28, 2001

Now you'll have seen everything!

Tolkien Crackpot Theories

The Tolkien Sarcasm Page
Ahhhhh mad!
All thanks to Ralph Balkshi's Lord Of The Ring.
I'm going to kick him square in the nutz if I sees him.
I'm hoping Peter Jackson will do a bit better.

Just like Captain TornadoHurricane! Superhero of the Alliance!(WWF) would say
"What's that all about?" WhatUpWitThat?
(you must say that really fast with an annoying voicehigh pitch and really fast)

Thanks to Mr Rohaizad's counsel.
Now i gotta kick my self hard in the shin. Really HARD!

Once again I have to tell you this.
Do not meddle in the affairs of theMeek
For they are subtle and quick to anger.

zad aku bleh itut tak gie makan ngan kau.. heehee

http://perso.club-internet.fr/lessa/

Aarrrgghhhhh wat the hell is buffY doin there!!!!!!!!
aarrrggghhhhhhh nitemare!!!!!!!!!!!!

Awwwww mad!
website aku kena hack!
Ishk! Pastu dorang links to porn site.
Awwwwww mad!

I AM 36% GOTH.



Goth ny night, normal by day. Deep in my
heart I know I am evil, but not on the
company's time. I do need to eat.


Take the GOTH Test at Fuali.com!



woohoooo

I AM 37% PUNK.



Well, I may know what punk is, but... Okay
maybe some people think I am punk, but is
that enough? Nope.


Take the PUNK/POSER Test at Fuali.com!



muahahaha

i already find the song that i like dat one.. the one by Alanis!
it is That I Would Be Good....
i am gonna look for the mp3 now...
wish me luck.... =)